Categories
Uncategorized

Luna non-denies story about Trump offering her his bed

Unhinged right wing Congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna on Monday tweeted “I seldom respond to nasty headlines because I don’t like giving trash credibility, however, being that there is allegedly a book coming out with me named and attacking @POTUS, his marriage, our first lady, and frankly implying something distasteful about me, I am responding. I was very pregnant and at the time experiencing pre-eclampsia symptoms, but was not diagnosed. As soon as [Trump] boarded the plane, being the gentleman and good person that he is, said if I did not feel well, I could use the back room. He did this in a respectful way and in front of my husband, of which we thanked him.”

“He also assured me that they had a medical team on board in case anything happened and they were aware of how pregnant I was. This was the most compassionate thing that could’ve been done at the time. I find it disgusting that the author fails to recognize that. A few weeks later, I was induced because I did have pre-eclampsia. The author of this book never reached out to me for comment. Which means that this book is likely going to be a shit hit piece. If people in POTUS orbit are talking to this author, they need to be cut off immediately. This is gross,” Luna continued.

The MAGA maniac was responding to an excerpt from Politico correspondent Alex Isenstadt’s upcoming book “Revenge: The Inside Story of Trump’s Return to Power,” previewed by the Daily Beast on Monday. In it, Isenstadt specifically writes that it wasn’t about him trying to fuck Luna, that she was pregnant and feeling sick, so Isenstadt did “recognize that,” quoting Donald as sating “If you need a bed to lay down in, there’s one here on the plane. If you feel sick and you need to lay there, you can lay on it.” The part that Luna’s apparently taking exception to is that Trump had then added a joke, saying “Just don’t tell Melania. She doesn’t like other women on my bed.”

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Darwin awarded

12 minutes ago

Crude oil up 8.65 percent, Dow futures down 534 points on spike

1 hour ago

“Sadly, there will likely be more before it ends”

4 hours ago

Some of you may die, but it’s a risk Trump is willing to take

5 hours ago

Three US troops KIA so far in region: Live update Sunday

10 hours ago

Former Iranian President Mahmoud Amhadinejad killed in strike

11 hours ago

Washington state AI’s “Spanish” option just English with an accent

12 hours ago

IDF celebrates pew-peweing middle manager

13 hours ago

Orange Ayatollah celebrates regular Ayatollah’s demise

1 day ago

Ayatollah confirmed dead: Israelis

1 day ago

Thank you for your attention to this matter

1 day ago

Israeli intel thinks Ayatollah dead

1 day ago

Presidential address canceled

1 day ago

Tulsi should probably delete this

1 day ago

“All I want is freedom for the people”

2 days ago

K$H greatly angered his Orange Messiah over Milan trip

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Demented old slob rants at Texas “energy” rally

2 days ago

Orange Baby freaks out at tech CEO’s refusal to supplicate to him

2 days ago

Islamabad claims 297 Taliban dead in so far in war

2 days ago

Fox News catches Energy Secretary drawing solar power

2 days ago

DHS announces plan to build gulags in flood-prone areas

2 days ago

Marketing wizard commands his thrall to rebrand their vaporware

2 days ago

Fat Hitler claims he’s “exonerated,” wants to “take over” Cuba, etc

2 days ago

NOS-huffing maniac wanted in Pennsylvania for torching house to kill phantom spider swarm cuffed by NYPD after crashing U-Haul

2 days ago

NASA adds a second Artemis Lunar test mission

2 days ago

Suppose it was only a matter of time…

2 days ago

Colombian pro-Trump party lawmaker’s son finally deported

2 days ago

Mike Johnson says Republican’s health situation may be “terminal”

2 days ago

Cabinet secretary’s wife says Trump “too cozy” with commie tyrant

2 days ago

House schedules grueling two-day workweek in DC

2 days ago

Wholesale price index crushes expectations in January

2 days ago

Ivanka’s backup somehow significantly more unqualified for job

2 days ago

Heartbroken Florida man wasn’t suicidal, just kinda stuck in mud

2 days ago

Palestinians overtake Israelis on American sympathies: Gallup poll

2 days ago

Huckabee tells Americans to GTFO of Israel

3 days ago

US laser shoots down US drone on US soil

3 days ago

Pakistani jets bomb Kabul

3 days ago

Byron Donalds disagrees with Stitt fact-checking MAGA bullshit

3 days ago

Indiana school bus driver manages incredible four year streak of drinking on the job without getting caught and immediately fired

3 days ago

Netflix capitulates in WB bidding war

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Hillary unbowed by Comer’s dumbassery

3 days ago

Stephen Miller “repelled” by Noem-Lewandowski affair: book

3 days ago

Tampa International Airport’s Crocs ban sadly just a joke

3 days ago

Zohran comes out victorious again

3 days ago

Convicted attempted murderer accused of succeeding on cellmate

3 days ago

Trump kayfabes a world where he obeys court orders

3 days ago

Surreptitious shot, consequential chaser

3 days ago

New Doritos Protein to boost Doritos eaters’ athletic edge

3 days ago

Orange God Emperor hears out “Stop the Steal” assclowns’ plan for him to declare “national election emergency” ahead of midterms

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Trump sends JD to lie to voters about US economy

3 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x