Carney throws Poilievre a bone

“Prime Minister Mark Carney says he told [Tory] Leader Pierre Poilievre he would trigger a byelection as soon as Poilievre can find a vacant seat. ‘No games,’ says Carney,” per the Toronto Star’s Rob Benzie. Copied that verbatim as unsure what it means exactly but it seems like Carney’s throwing his newly-unemployed rival a mulligan and helping him find a way back into Parliament.

K$H fucks up again: “Person of interest” released in Providence

US Air Force tanker nearly collides with JetBlue flight off Curacao

Voters trust Dems over GOP 53 to 47 on affordability: NBC poll

Brown University shooter in custody

Nine dead in shooting during Aussie Hanukkah celebration

Movie Night Saturday: Bullitt

Orange Fuhrer mourns troops killed in non-peaceful Middle East

Team Orange tells donors they’re counting on Supreme Court for midterms help and other grim GOP tales Axios printed week

Thailand and Cambodia didn’t get Trump’s ceasefire memo

Donald not over rejection in Indiana

Regime probably regretting letting Bruna Ferreira out of the gulag

Truth Social alerts users to Obama Admin counsel’s Epstein ties

WATCH LIVE: Jeff’s friend may or may not actually talk to media

“Asian Wife Went With Her Dad’s Friend: A Cuckold Story,” and other interests of Pete Hegseth’s top advisor/mentor Eric Geressy

Oregon cop justified in shooting man holding up loose pants

RNC screaming “CONTEXT” over chairman Gruters’ grim outlook

Canuck biologists find orca and dolphin cooperation very common

Generous Florida patriot donates live hand grenade to Goodwill

Garcia hints that the worst is yet to come

Notice how some faces are not blacked out of Trump-Epstein pics

MAGA Land not as caught up on the news as they think

New York Post reports lawyer got what was coming

Judge blocks ICE from detaining Kilmar Abrego Garcia again

Tim Pool refuses to give cops video of supposed drive-by shooting

WATCH LIVE: Republicans praise their Orange Tormentor

Orange Idiot “pardons” Tina Peters

Kilmar Abrego Garcia released from gulag

Indiana state Senate rejects Trump gerrymander

Virginia grand jury no bills Letitia James indictment again

Jaydee demands unquestioning obedience from Indiana GOP

“When will I get credit for having created, with No Inflation, perhaps the Greatest Economy in the History of our Country?”: Orange Baby

Tennessee inmate executed just two weeks before Christmas

WATCH LIVE: Karoline’s Khristmas Special

Noem cuts and runs from hearing

Dems demand DOJ IG “audit” all Epstein files to check for fuckery

Thune reaffirms commitment to GOP’s “blame Democrats” strategy

Eurocrats face visa revocation for crackdown on Musk Twitter

“Fake polls” just the wrong kind of fake for Orange Grandpa

WATCH LIVE: Dog murdering idiot testifies at House hearing

Trump job approval rating sinks to 36 percent: AP-NORC poll

Florida sues Starbucks for discriminating against guess which race

Doug Burgum says electricity prices are high in states without AI data centers, therefore data centers aren’t increasing costs

Regime preemptively threatening ICC if they don’t immunize Trump

Man started fires 350,000 years earlier than known: researchers

Jesse Watters already giving up on Republicans holding House

Philadelphia youth football players caught trying to shaft Dick’s

Blakeman ignored Trump’s command not to run for governor

WATCH LIVE: Trump hosts billionaire circlejerk at White House

Former “Real Housewives” star released from Club Fed

“France and Israel killed Charlie Kirk” evidently a bridge too far for the “Venezuela and China stole the 2020 election” crowd