Fed cuts interest rates by 0.0 percent

Responding to convicted felon President Trump’s repeated demands that the Federal Reserve Bank lower interest rates, chairman Jerome Powell lowered them by 0.0 percent on Wednesday, a bold move signaling Powell’s level of confidence in Trump’s stewardship of the American economy.

Mental child hallucinates phantom plaintiff

WATCH LIVE: Another presidential proof of life appearance

John Bolton to plead guilty

Gateway Pundit turns on Trump’s Alabama Senate pick Moore

Fat baby cries about California, won’t do anything about it

WATCH LIVE: Decaying mind spews bullshit for first time in a week

Pennsylvania volunteer firefighter was the arsonist the whole time

Republican towns urged to apply to DOJ’s “Model Cities Initiative”

Rapidly deteriorating senior insists everything fine with him, nation

Regime ends home heating electric conversion rebate program

Spain’s Crown Princess earns combat paratrooper badge

Humble Kevin Cramer ain’t some flashy, flamboyant big city senator

New Jersey GOP Senate nominee has -$23.71 in campaign cash

“Everyone said it was going to be $300, $400 a barrel”

Fox News regrets to report horrific news for America

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More shit blown up during ceasefire

Todd Blanche testifies to House Oversight: Watch Live

Andy Ogles deletes gay-bashing post

Trump to brick random bank accounts because “fraud”

WATCH LIVE: Mehmet Oz fills in for Krazy Karoline

President makes important new self-contradictory statement

Ted Cruz confident American voters will ignore gas prices and focus on the bigger picture of depriving Iran of a nuclear weapon

Ken Paxton divorce trial cancelled

“The Biggest Threat to JD Vance Is Spencer Pratt”

“Firm pledge” about as soft as you know what

WATCH LIVE: Rubio testifies before Senate committee

Orange Pharaoh appoints Fannie Man as Acting DNI

Minnesota GOP holds moment of silence for Derek Chauvin

Yes, everything will work out in the end for the White House staff

Iranian official says return to war “inevitable”

Iowa MAGA Congresswoman admits war a “political liability”

WATCH LIVE: Super-important Dem primary debate in NY-10

“You’re fucking crazy”

Regime to pull plug on $1.776 billion “weaponization” slush fund

Trump claims Netanyahu to stop ruining his shitty “peace talks”

“We have to put America first, and if you don’t love this country, get out”: MAGA Congresswoman on opposition to Trump’s Iran war

K$H’s girlfriend sues MS Now over use of anonymous sources

Iran pulls the plug on peace talks

US hits Iranian targets again

Newsmax reports voters are stupid, not paying attention to Dow

Orange Shitbag celebrates his bricking of functional government

MAGA Land worked by blatant right wing media payola once again

Crazy Nancy copes with Trump non-endorsement fairly poorly

Needy attention whore appoints himself as replacement act

Mediocre white man expresses appropriate level of confidence

Dan Sullivan announces Senate campaign in Alaska

Comey 8647 prosecutor quits case

Orange Diva gives up on Kennedy Center

Judge orders Kennedy Center’s name restored, venue reopened