Elmo hacked by man who had point if not so antisemitic

Yeah this was real until Twitter kicked the hackers out. A little more subtlety and 100 percent less antisemitism might’ve been more fun for everyone, but nobody can have nice things.

US embassy in UK denying visas for weed smoking, bar fights

Weather balloon footage declassified

ICE nowhere to be seen around Super Bowl

Surprise! Trump loses his shit over real halftime show

HATE WATCH LIVE: Turning Point USA Halftime Show

Sedentary senior citizen doesn’t like US Olympian’s opinion

Starmer’s chief of staff resigns over vouching for Epstein pal

Villages-area cops bust golf cart chop shop operation

Movie Night Saturday: Valkyrie

K$H halted Good murder probe to avoid contradicting Trump

They already know they’re gonna get crushed in the ratings

Judge orders Trump to cough up NY-NJ tunnel project funds

Comer makes possibly dumbest move yet with Omar probe

LISTEN LIVE: Another stupid Air Force One “gaggle”

Demented old scumbag’s latest “Sir” story indisputably falsifiable

Enjoy Jaydee getting booed before NBC files a takedown notice

Justice Department to allow Congress to see full Epstein files

NYPD sergeant convicted of fatally Igloo cooler-ing fleeing suspect

Lara Logan appears to believe Trump was born orange

Judge tosses Missouri v Starbucks

Republican Congressman Mark Amodei announces retirement

Supposedly competent leader begs Newsom to do the work for her

“A White House staffer erroneously made the post”

Top anti-doping cop vows to investigate ski-jumpers’ penises

Chuck E Cheese CEO resigns after name appears in Epstein files

Tim Scott’s prayers unanswered

Floridians sue to stop DeSantis’s planned gerrymander

Congo’s M23 rebels un-end one of Trump’s claimed peace deals

Frau Ingraham cracks whip at wavering Florida Republican

Kushner already planning post-Ayatollah real estate deals

Top Russian GRU official shot in Moscow

War criminal goes out of his way to deny Mossad-Epstein ties

NJ-11 Dem special primary turnout surges over 2022 and 2024

Fat Donald posts video depicting Obamas as monkeys

WATCH LIVE: Addled old corpse thrusts “TrumpRx” onto Americans

Orange Fuhrer tells Schumer he’ll release funds for New York-New Jersey tunnel project if Penn Station renamed Trump Station

WINNING! President Trump making Bitcoin affordable again

Babylon Bee guy hasn’t replied yet

Thai official considering changing killer bull elephant’s behavior

Kentucky Congressman desperately simps for Orange Jesus

WATCH LIVE: Karoline the Kruel lords over all you hapless mortals

Fatter, older, dumber, weaker version of Orban endorses real deal

Mississippi senator urges Noem to build ICE gulag in other state

Comer warns Hillary she better show up to be interrogated behind closed doors and not at a public hearing like she demanded

Virginia Dems moving ahead on 10D – 1R congressional map

Fat Hitler’s economic approval rating lowest ever in Marist poll

Gateway Pundit reports example set by House of Orange

French Navy refrains from summarily bombing drug boats

Slotkin says thanks but fuck off to DOJ interview over “sedition”

WATCH LIVE: Antichrist addresses National Prayer Breakfast