“I have just spoken to the Acting Prime Minister of Thailand, a very good conversation. Thailand, like Cambodia, wants to have an immediate Ceasefire, and PEACE. I am now going to relay that message back to the Prime Minister of Cambodia. After speaking to both Parties, Ceasefire, Peace, and Prosperity seems to be a natural. We will soon see!” posted one of convicted felon President Trump’s minions to his Truth Social account on Saturday, doing a mediocre job of lexical mimicry while reporting back on what Secretary of State Marco Rubio doing an impression of Trump said to some coup-thirsty Thai general who asserted himself as speaking on behalf of the Acting Prime Minister whose name wasn’t important enough for the minion to copy and paste into the post.

Ctrl + C, Ctrl + V and vio-fucking-la: Acting Prime Minister Suriya Juangroongruangkit was installed a few weeks ago after 38 year-old nepo hire Paetongtarn Shinawatra was suspended following the leak of a phone call with Cambodian elder statesman Hun Sen in which she successfully talked into ordering his military to ease up even after one of their soldiers was killed in a skirmish with Thai troops. Paetongtarn called Sen “uncle” out of respect given her family’s previous history with him and badmouthed some of the extremists in her own military, something seen at the time by her opponents as “breaching ethical standards.” Fast forward 25 days and Thailand’s border has been breached, martial law is in effect in eight provinces neighboring Cambodia, at least 14 Thai civilians and eight soldiers are dead along with five soldiers and eight civilians on the Cambodian side, and the fat bastards’s team is pretending to care while he plays golf in fucking Scotland.