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Surprise! ICE released target of deadly Saturday op in 2018

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Little Nazi guy cautions against jumping to conclusions about killing of leftist terrorist intent on massacring CBP agents: Live updates

5 hours ago

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“Fuck you, Ted”

6 hours ago

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Alex Pretti was disarmed before he was executed

18 hours ago

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President addresses nation riven by unrest

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Make America Great Again

1 day ago

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Double decker TACO served up

1 day ago

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Fox News already reporting executed man was armed

1 day ago

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ICE agents execute another civilian in Minneapolis

1 day ago

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Angry grandpa threatens Canada with 100 percent tariff

1 day ago

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Xi purges top ChiCom general

1 day ago

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“There have not been discussions about toning down the rhetoric”

2 days ago

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Greenland threatened with joint US-Antarctic invasion

2 days ago

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New theory proposed for Europa’s theoretical ecosystem

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REMINDER: Buy as much milk, eggs, bread, and gas as you can

2 days ago

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Regime enforcer takes defeat in “case” against Don Lemon poorly

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Texas oil industry sweating Venezuela glut

2 days ago

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Potomac polluted with swampy sewage – plus a sewer pipe broke!

2 days ago

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Vice President Neckbeard cops to MAGA base’s disappointments

2 days ago

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Trump blames Schumer for Trump holding up funding for New York-New Jersey rail tunnel expansion project approved years ago

2 days ago

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Pizza Hut unable to get “traditional” Italians to try their new pasta

2 days ago

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Jaydee “jokes” that he was attacked by illegal alien sex offenders

2 days ago

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More than 1,300 flights canceled ahead of winter storm

2 days ago

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NYT non-retracts poll Trump lost his shit over

2 days ago

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DHS calls on Walz to free imprisoned sex offender for deportation

2 days ago

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Connecticut town plagued by mysterious persistent hum

2 days ago

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French government survives two no confidence votes

2 days ago

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Long Island cops “free” trapped deer into traffic

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Target workers ordered not to help anyone hide from ICE

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Mark Carney unvited to “Board of Peace” he didn’t want to join

3 days ago

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Chicago jury acquits “gang member” who put bounty on CBP Nazi

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You’ll never guess where the actual migrant sex offender was

3 days ago

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“SHOULD I TRY FOR A FOURTH TERM?”

3 days ago

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Matt Gaetz escapes Florida Bar discipline

3 days ago

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Regime briefs Supreme Court in bid to kill California Prop 50

3 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: Fascist neckbeard pwns Minneapolis

3 days ago

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Fat Hitler sues JP Morgan Chase and Jamie Dimon for $5 billion

3 days ago

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Mike Fanone nearly beats the shit out of Ivan Raiklin in hearing room

3 days ago

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Mike Johnson offended by question about Trump’s bruised hands

3 days ago

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Minnesota magistrate refuses to sign off on Don Lemon arrest

3 days ago

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President extra busy creating lasting world peace at Davos summit

3 days ago

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Former South Korean prime minister gets 23 years in the joint

3 days ago

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FBI arrests two of Don Lemon’s anti-Christian terrorists

3 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: Jim Jordan wrestles Jack Smith

3 days ago

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The trains in Spain are causing a lot of pain

3 days ago

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Netanyahu skipped Davos because of ICC warrant

3 days ago

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“Donald Trump could look at me in the face and tell me to go screw myself and I’d say, ‘Thank you.’ That’s good… That’s a positive thing”

3 days ago

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Orange Conquistador still entertaining annexation of Greenland

3 days ago

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ICE deports defendant facing trial in $100 million jewel heist

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Major winter storm to eff up everything for Eastern US

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