Officials in Peoria, Illinois this week sued to block a state gaming board vote to consider the Par-a-Dice Casino’s plan to demolish its 1991-built premises and rebuild at the same spot, WMBD reports.
The specifics of the fight against the casino’s operator and the rebuild of the decaying gaming mecca aren’t really that important because holy fuck, “Par-a-Dice”? Good God. That’s actually depressing. Legitimately almost as bad as a Long Island fragrance outlet called “It Makes Scents.”
Denying them a new permit isn’t enough, they need to incite a mob to firmly but not violently chase everyone out of the building and burn it to the ground. Pave Par-a-Dice, put up a parking lot.