Unliberation Day is here! The penguins of the Heard and McDonald Islands have defeated America First thanks to the shameful turncoats on the US Supreme Court and fanboys were disconsolate:
“They hate Trump so much they would destroy the country in order not to win” – Top comment on the Gateway Pundit’s article on the Supreme Court’s hatred of Trump. The butthurt gets worse.
“But other countries could impose tariffs on the US, but we can’t impose tariffs on them? What kind of justices do we have in the Supreme Court?” – Top comment on the Daily Caller’s article. Whoa, big if true. Maybe someone should get the Supreme Court to outlaw other countries’ tariffs.
“They’re never gonna let us have our country back. Not Congress, not courts, not the press” – Top comment on PJ Media’s article. Oh look, entitled white men posting angrily on the internet.
“How exactly does Congress act on tariffs in a manner that allows the Executive to respond in real-time to actions by hostile powers? Congress can’t (and won’t) move fast enough to catch a cold, other countries are laughing at us, knowing they can screw us over without consequence: One branch of our government sits on its hands, while another hamstrings the one branch left who was willing to stand up to them” – Top comment on Hot Air’s article. It’s almost like this asshole doesn’t believe any “national emergency” existed and is just upset that his Orange Jesus was humiliated.
“And at the fall of the Western Roman empire I can guarantee you that the politicians and rulers were so drunk on their self importance that every action they took only hastened the inevitable” – Top comment on Blaze Media’s article. It was actually accumulated lead poisoning that did them in.
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— Breitbart News (@BreitbartNews) February 20, 2026
“Ok we can fix this by voting red in the midterms. Must get out in force Republicans! No excuses! Have your ID valid and ready to go!” – Top comment on Fox News’s article. The NRCC should hire this guy to further develop a pro-tariff-legislation midterms policy platform. It’s brilliant.
“Wow, unbelievable, this proves the shadow government runs everything. If the President can’t put in emergency measures to save the US economy, then it’s over. Hold central banks accountable. The American public should be able to sue individual Congressmen for bad legislation now. There are real consequences to their actions, but Congress is immune?” – Top comment on the New York Post article and, incredible as it may seem, this guy appears to be actually serious. Holy freaking shit.
— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) February 20, 2026
“The Courts found a way to pass Obama Care, but not this. Typical” – Top comment on Breitbart’s article. Wonder which Ivy League law school this guy got did his postdoctoral fellowship at.
“Well, that basically blows up all the reset of world trade negotiations that’s been accomplished to our benefit over the last year and have served as a cornerstone, not only of a national security policy, but of international economic policy. They may have just created the biggest legal mess in the history of the planet because everyone who was hit with a tariff is now going to want their money back” – Top comment on TownHall’s article. It’s almost like Trump was warned and kept going anyway, this guy knows it, but blames everyone else for these consequences.
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— Matt Gaetz (@mattgaetz) February 20, 2026
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