White House claims "tentative 60-day agreement" with Iran: CBS

Convicted felon President Trump’s regime on Thursday said a slightly different version of the same shit they’ve been saying for almost three months now in that they’ve reached some kind of peace deal with Iran and this one’s tentative, lasting 60 days, something something, CBS News reports.

Meaning it’ll take like a day, day and half tops for the fat bastard to scream that he’ll wipe out every elementary school in the country because they didn’t say thank you to him or something.

White House claims “tentative 60-day agreement” with Iran: CBS

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