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Cory Mills somehow under federal criminal investigation

Sources in the Justice Department tell MS Now that notorious piece of shit Florida MAGA Congressman Cory Mills is under federal criminal investigation for something about Mills’s finances and misconduct. It’s vague and the actual supposed crimes are less interesting than the fact that there’s (supposedly) any investigation happening at all given that he’s a Republican.

Last year Mills, quite infamously, narrowly escaped arrest for domestic assault after roughing up one of his girlfriends at his DC apartment – which he was later evicted from for failing to pay something like $85,000 in back rent – a reprieve that only came because then-acting DC US Attorney “Eagle Ed” Martin refused to sign the arrest warrant because, as mentioned, Mills is a Republican.

Maybe it’s simply that bad, worse than hitting a woman, that Todd Blanche and Judge Box-o-Wine decided they couldn’t just hear no evil see no evil and told Trump that Mills has to be cut loose.

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