“Tonight, M&M’s–you know, the candy we all grew up eating–well, they released their brand new character in over a decade, and their brand new character is Purple M&M, which is supposed to represent inclusivity and acceptance,” some unnamed host on a conservative network that has essentially no household penetration. “I think it’s a female character, but I’m pretty sure they haven’t said. Maybe it’s transgender.”
What kind of a sick fuck sexualizes M&Ms? Oh, right: conservative sick fucks.