Fulton DA looking to start indicting MAGA assholes in December

Fulton County, Georgia District Attorney Fani Willis will soon begin the next stage of her sweeping investigation into the Trump Regime’s failed attempt to overturn the 2020 election in the state and start issuing indictments as soon as December, sources tell CNN.

While any charges, especially against Trump, who was the reason this whole fucking shitshow started because he called Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger to “find 11,780 votes,” would be welcome, we think it should be before the midterms. He’s not on the ballot, nor are the vast majority of the other would-be defendants. Indict his fat ass now and save the others for later Fani.

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