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Vote Republican if you hate crime!

Do you hate crime? Not fake crimes like paying personal expenses with campaign money or just storing government documents in a closet, but crime crimes. The ones that can happen to anyone, especially white people in the suburbs while they're watching the evening news.

See that? That's REAL crime right there. That's EXACTLY what you should be thinking about when you cast your ballot in November. Democrats are soft on that kind of crime. They'll say libtard things like "Well that was a Trump 2020 campaign ad showing that 911 systems would put people on hold if Biden won… He did win and in the nearly two years since we've had no substantial reports of 911 operators being overwhelmed due to a surge in crime. Except for one or two in Florida because of too many unvaccinated people dying of COVID, but that's beside the point" and "Also that crowbar guy broke in less than 30 seconds, so it's not like 911 answering would've made a difference there."

None of that fancy ivory tower bullcrap matters. Americans feel like crime is out of control and they need to elect Republicans to make themselves feel like it's not out of control. Talk matters. Saying "Democrats are pro-crime and anti-police" makes people feel safer, that's why they say it on Fox News all the time. The leftist lamestream media does not. Ask yourself this: Do you want to talk tough on crime or do you want to pretend there is no crime and that it's not out of control and that FUCKING GRANDMAS ARE GETTING MURDERED IN THEIR HOMES BY BLM ANTIFA THUGS DESPERATE FOR RAINBOW FENTANYL SO YOU NEED TO VOTE FOR MEHMET OZ AND JR MAJEWSKI AND MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE TO TAKE AMERICA BACK FROM CRIME!

SO GET WITH IT! Imagine what their plan is to fight crime. They could come up with bills to increase the minimum number of life sentences for a single murder to deter murderers. That BLM Antifa scumbag in the video above would think twice if he knew he could be given two life sentences instead of just one for killing her! Or they could stop the Biden Administration from passing the Green New Deal, which would increase domestic violence and other violent crimes due to stress caused by the noise from windmills! Elect Republicans so they can talk more about why crime is bad!

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