Belarusian dictator Alexander Lukashenko gifted his boss Russian dictator Vladimir Putin a tractor for Putin’s 70th birthday, the Associated Press reports. The make and model of tractor was unclear, but we feel pretty confident in speculating that it dates to the mid-20th century at the earliest and crafted out of the finest Belarusian aluminum. It’s also unknown if Lukashenko realized a tractor might have actually pissed off Vlad, given the effectiveness of civilian-owned Ukrainian tractors in removing Russian tanks from the battlefield in several well-publicized incidents. The president of Tajikistan meanwhile gifted Putin with at least two giant pyramids made of watermelons.