Do y’all know Cameo? It’s a website where celebrities and wannabe celebrities whore themselves out for money: you pay them and they make a video message to you or your “lucky” friend who’s probably wondering why you paid $200 to have Kimberly Guilfoyle record a 30-second interaction with you, which is probably exactly what her relationship/business arrangement with Junior entails.
Well, Junior’s dad isn’t on Cameo (yet), but he’s practicing! Here, he makes a very Cameo-like video for someone who is apparently at his Bedminster, New Jersey golf club. Of course, Trump screws it up: He’s shilling a restaurant he calls “Off the Fish”–an obvious corruption of numerous seafood restaurants called “Off the Hook.” (A Google search doesn’t find a single reference to a restaurant called “Off the Fish.”) If you’re the people at “Off the Hook,” you’re probably just as disappointed with the misnaming as Ewic feels all the time. (Oh, and Corey Lewandowski’s available for just $60.)