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Judge orders Army to release records on Arlington shitshow

Laura Loomer sues Bill Maher for Trump affair joke

WATCH LIVE: Mt Washington Cog Railway

Harris holding rally in Houston on Friday

Cameroonian president surprises people by showing up alive

Kraken asserts more foreign millionaires would be placing crypto bets on Trump win if we had paper ballots and national voter ID laws

Justice Department acknowledges request for probe of Musk scam

Team Orange sends legal-ish demand letter to CBS News

Musk-paid canvasser shares fun tip on how to pretend to do job

Kamala leads Donald 60 to 40 percent among 18-34s: CNBC poll

Lake Erie alligator probably going to die soon: Erie Times News

Orange Pharaoh still pissed at McCarthy over “expungement”

Newsmax reports foreign billionaire unduly influencing US politics

Harris 58 – Trump 39 in New York: Siena College poll

“Moderate” Republican cries Dem won’t let him co-sponsor bill

Big Mark drops damages sought against CNN by 99.95 percent

WATCH LIVE: Kansas tornado chasers might get caught in one

Pennsylvania libtard charged with threatening GOP official

Real billionaire slams shoddy reporting by political outlet

Musk canvassing contractor asks temps to stop talking to media

WATCH LIVE: Harris campaigns with Liz Cheney in Michigan

MAGA Arizona election board member cops plea to fuckery

Krispy Kreme gives Michigan cops free donuts to apologize for making them clean up a shit ton of donuts that spilled onto highway

WATCH LIVE: KTN News Kenya livestream

Fairbanks, Alaska schools and public offices closed due to snow

“Hurricane Tara, more dangerous to Biden than Hurricane Milton”

Chuck Edwards confers Trump with Medal of McValor

Kentucky man torched city hall to burn DUI case evidence

Florida government lawyer says he resigned over TV station threats

Nickelback and Coldplay announce joint tour

Orange Sheikh insists “Arab Voters are very upset”

Charlotte traffic alert: Eric Trump and Ben Carson are in town

Jaydee choosy on cleaning up after Trump’s batshittery

Central Park 5 sue Trump for defamation

Fifth of GOP voters want Trump to call election rigged if he loses

Kamala 63 – Donald 34 among already voted: USA Today poll

Soft-chinned anti-anti-Trumper concerned about Stolen McValor

Kremlin denounces efforts to thwart meddling in Moldova election

Harris up slightly in most swing states: Washington Post polls

Fox News adds quotation marks to dangers election workers face

Mozambican Deep State martyrs two patriots

Tropical Storm Oscar lashes Cuba, US landfall unlikely

Pizzagate asshole thinks this will get enough MAGAs to vote early

Harris’s September fundraising more than triples Trump’s

CBS addresses MAGA “editing” conspiracy horseshit

WATCH LIVE: McDonald’s guy’s town hall

McDonald’s eater goes behind counter

Maryland town rallies to save precious grown man stuck in well

“What about the goose – the geese?!? What about the geese?!?”

Corpse falls out of hearse onto street in Poland