In our monthly SportsBall report: Using a game-deciding technique reviled around the world, one of the most corrupt sports tournaments in the world, played at a facility loathed for the toll in human life it took to build and paid for by a few hundred thousand people with way too much money, ended as Argentina defeated defending champion France in a non-American football game to win the egotistically-named World Cup.
Seriously, it was a good match, but we ain’t sports reporters, so if you want kick-by-kick analysis, you should look elsewhere for coverage of Argentina’s shoot-out win after both teams scored in overtime.