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Trump servant’s golf cart equipped with mobile printer so she can hand him “uplifting news articles” to read in between strokes

Disgraced former President Trump’s life at Mar-a-Lago, described by a GOP source as “like a Barbie Dream House miniature” version of his days occupying the presidency, is so dull and depressing that one of his aides, former OAN host Natalie Harp follows him around the golf course in a cart specially equipped with a laptop and a printer so she can hand him “uplifting news articles” and social media posts to read in between strokes, the Washington Post reports on the fat fuck’s ongoing misery.

Another assistant, Molly Michael also calls Republicans to ask them to call Trump “to boost his spirits with positive affirmations,” according to the Post. It’s good reporting, not particularly anything new or surprising, still hilariously pathetic in its smaller details. However per usual with these check-ins, the Post gives space in the article to an on-record response to request for comment from one of his Little Goebbels, just printing their bullshit as if it has any meaning. “[President Trump] spent the last two years continuing to build up the MAGA movement and helping elect America First candidates across the country, to the tune of a 98.6% endorsement record in primary elections,” spokesworm Steve Cheung told the Post, which they include in the piece almost like it has any relevance to the rest of their reporting on the Orange God Emperor’s sad, small world in Florida.

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