Belarusian dictator Alexander Lukashenko on Friday rushed to Moscow to personally apologize to his boss, Russian dictator Vladimir Putin, a day after Lukashenko fucked up and invited US President Joe Biden to Minsk to help broker a peace deal between Russia and Ukraine, the Daily Beast reports.
“Thank you for agreeing to come,” Putin told Lukashenko during their televised metting. “How could I not agree?” Lukashenko replied. Putin mentioned he’d seen Lukashenko’s invite to Biden during a Thursday press conference. “Of course you did… It probably upset you?” Lukashenko quivered. Putin then assured him he wasn’t upset. Publicly at least, as Lukashenko was likely dangled upside down by his ankles out of an open 12th story window for the transgression during a later private chat.