After reports of his pudding fingering, Ron DeSantis is now facing another challenge with his perinatal presidential campaign after his top events coordinator–working on “book tour” events–quit, the Daily Beast reports. The team manning spots on DeSantis’s book tour, which non-coincidentally took him to hotspots for donors, were frontrunners to take similar spots on the Florida Man’s anticipated presidential campaign.
The Three-Fingered Ron is rumored to be an awkward sonovabitch, acting awkwardly with voters, awkwardly with students serving as a backdrop for a speech, awkward with people attending a photo op for his wife. Generally, Ron’s awkward. And that’s becoming a concern for Party insiders, who are starting to question DeSantis’s long-term viability as a candidate.
The tour’s “advance” group, Liberty Events Specialists, run by former Trump ally John Hiller, told the “dark money” group funding the book tour, “And to the Republic” (ATTR)–a name you’ll want to file away when all the GOP dirty tricks in the primary start–they were severing the contract for the tour promoting “The Courage to be Free,” which won’t really be read by anyone except journalists, but will amazingly sell 500,000 copies and land on the New York Times best-seller list for a couple of weeks.