A toddler’s reconnaissance mission to probe vulnerabilities in White House security procedures ended with his quick apprehension by Secret Service personnel Tuesday, the AP reports.
The tiny sociopath squeezed himself in between the bars of the fence on the north side of the Presidential complex and was preparing to continue further when agents detained him. The toddler was then quickly returned to his parents at a nearby gate. “The White House security systems instantly triggered Secret Service officers and the toddler and parents were quickly reunited,” said Secret Service spokesman Anthony Guglielmi in a statement about the “curious young visitor.”