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Santos fumbles basic skills

Yes, this is from Wednesday, but it was overshadowed by the cloven Congresswoman trying, poorly, to upstage New York Democratic Congressman Jamaal Bowman, a moment Marge later claimed made her scared (but certainly didn’t look like it at the time, given she didn’t even *try* to leave… or hide her smile for the cameras she craves.). But here’s George Anthony DeVolder Santos making a very Anthony DeVolder statement:

I have not not done my job since I got here.  I can chew and walk gum at the same time.  [The moment he recognizes his mistake.] I can walk and chew gum at the same time.

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