Turns out Bill Gates is only a medium scumbag and not like a Dersh or Prince Andrew-level scumbag as the Wall Street Journal reports the nerdy titan who brought you Windows 95 and Excel found himself blackmailed by evil pedophile pimp Jeffrey Epstein over an affair Gates had with a bridge player circa 2010. Epstein roped Gates in to contributing to his “multi-billion dollar charitable fund” which we guess would have been just another side hustle on top of his sex-trafficking business.
This of course could be a limited hangout laundered by the Journal to allay suspicion about Gates’s connections to Epstein. And Gates seemed definitely more than a little scumbaggy around female employees. His divorce did however cost him $6 billion, so maybe it does add up.