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LISTEN LIVE: DeSantis 2024 campaign launch

Showing the clockwork precision needed to govern the most power nation on Earth, Republican Florida Governor and puppet who just wants to be a boy Ron DeSantis launched his 2024 campaign to be everyone’s second choice after Trump gets indicted… at some point in the future given they blew through the announced 6:00 p.m. ET start time for his Twitter announcement, with “Preparing to launch…” the only message on the Twitter Space eight minutes past schedule. In the meantime, his campaign released the above commercial declaring, “Truth must be our foundation,” a statement that was violated various times in the commercial itself.

The audio already cut out for 30 or so of the first 60 seconds. It is a shitshow and the host David Sacks is such a complete douche… The audio just cut out again. Listen here, lol.

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