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Story about “Trump Bucks” so formulaic we had ChatGPT write it

[NOTE:  The first part of the story is a parody based on AI creation of a story coming from NBC News, linked below.]

“A wave of deception has swept through the ranks of ardent Trump supporters, ensnaring them in a deceptive scheme revolving around counterfeit coins and bills christened ‘Trump Bucks.'”

“Opportunistic individuals have leveraged the unwavering loyalty towards the former president, convincing his fervent fans that these counterfeit notes and coins could be exchanged for significantly higher sums at banks, Home Depot, and Walmart, only to leave them disillusioned and empty-handed. The scheme, which has gained traction across various states, capitalized on the aspirations and dreams of Trump enthusiasts who staunchly believed in their chosen leader.”

“Adorned with the likeness of Donald Trump, the counterfeit currency falsely promised astronomical returns on investment, with sellers assuring buyers that these ‘Trump Bucks’ would appreciate exponentially over time. For many supporters, the allure was too great to resist. Swindled by false promises, they eagerly invested their hard-earned money into this fraudulent endeavor. Believing in the potential windfall, they purchased ‘Trump Bucks’ from online platforms and unscrupulous networks, convinced that they had stumbled upon a golden opportunity. ‘I thought I had struck gold,’ said Mark Davis, a devoted Trump fan, who poured over $10,000 into these deceptive coins and bills. ‘The sellers confidently told me that I could cash them out at any bank, Home Depot, or Walmart for a much higher value. I felt like I was securing my financial future.'”

“Unfortunately, the hopes of these investors were shattered when they discovered the truth. Reports of victims losing substantial amounts of money began to emerge, painting a grim picture of broken dreams and financial ruin. Wendy Thompson, another Trump supporter who fell victim to the scam, shared her story of disappointment. ‘I trusted these ‘Trump Bucks’ would be my ticket to a better life. I invested all my savings, close to $15,000, hoping to cash them out at Walmart. It’s devastating to realize it was all a lie.’ As news of the scam spread, more victims stepped forward, sharing their experiences of being deceived and manipulated. Robert Lawson, who lost $5,000 in the scheme, expressed his frustration, saying, ‘I was blinded by my support for Trump. I genuinely believed these ‘Trump Bucks’ were legitimate and would bring me financial security. Now I’m left with nothing but worthless pieces of paper.’ Law enforcement agencies have launched investigations into the nefarious trade of ‘Trump Bucks.’ Authorities are urging victims to come forward and provide any information that could aid in identifying and apprehending the perpetrators responsible for this deceitful operation. Financial experts and analysts caution against investing in schemes that promise extraordinary returns without proper substantiation. They emphasize that the value of currency is determined by economic factors, not political symbols or blind loyalty.”

“The victims, now grappling with the harsh consequences of their trust, hope their stories serve as a warning to others. They implore fellow Trump supporters and the public to exercise caution, conduct thorough research, and approach any investment opportunity with skepticism. As investigations continue, the victims seek justice for their losses and the exposure of those behind the ‘Trump Bucks’ scam. They hope that their unfortunate ordeal will serve as a lesson, highlighting the importance of critical thinking and due diligence in the face of seemingly lucrative offers.”

Now some choice clips from Saturday’s NBC News story which inspired this prompt:

‘Trump Bucks’ promise wealth for MAGA loyalty. Some lose thousands. “In the recesses of the internet where some of Donald Trump’s most fervent supporters stoke conspiracies and plot his return to the White House, suspected con artists have been mining their disappointment over the last presidential election for gold. They’ve been peddling ‘Trump Bucks,’ which are emblazoned with photos of the former president, and advertising them online as a kind of golden ticket that will help propel Trump’s 2024 bid and make the ‘real patriots’ who support him rich when cashed in. John Amann told NBC News he bought $2,200 worth of Trump Bucks and other items over the past year only to discover they were worthless when he tried to cash them in at his local bank.”

https://twitter.com/JohnAma34828664/status/1621463156043268096

[More paragraphs detailing additional information]

“Invest in a [Trump Rebate Bucks] membership card ‘issued by Donald Trump,’ the ads from Patriots Dynasty, Patriots Future and USA Patriots claim, and the purchaser who spent, say, $99.99 on a ‘$10,000 Diamond Trump Bucks’ bill will be able to cash it in for $10,000 at major banks and retailers like Walmart, Costco and Home Depot. ‘TRB system membership cards are official cards issued by Donald Trump to allow Trump Bucks holders to use Trump Bucks as legal tender and deposit them in banks such as JP Morgan Chase, the Bank of America and Wells Fargo,’ a narrator identified only as ‘John’ that appears to be a computer-generated voice says in one YouTube ad just moments after cautioning viewers that ‘Trump Bucks are not legal tender.'”

[We can’t copy and paste the whole thing, so skipping ahead]

“A Florida woman who lives north of Tampa, and who also asked not to be identified by name because she fears internet harassment, said her 77-year-old mother-in-law was also fooled into investing tens of thousands of dollars in Trump Bucks. ‘My mother-in-law has always been conservative and prone to believe in conspiracy theories,’ she said. ‘But after Trump lost the election, she went down the internet rabbit hole with this.’ This isn’t the first time her mother-in-law has fallen prey to a Trump-inspired scam… To prove to her mother-in-law that she had been swindled, the Florida woman said she drove her to a nearby bank and urged her to try to redeem the Trump Bucks in her possession. ‘We thought she got it, she even admitted she got scammed,’ the Florida woman said. ‘But then giant boxes arrived at the house full of Trump checks and other stuff that she bought for $500 and that would supposedly be worth $6 million one day. We tell her she’s getting scammed and she says, ‘Just wait, Trump will make all the patriots rich.'”

[More paragraphs]

“The Alabama grandmother says she was initially fooled by the AI version of Trump she saw in the ads. She trusted Trump’s supposed business acumen and thought this was a good investment to have something to leave behind for her children. ‘Now I realize, well, that was stupid,’ she said. “‘But I bought them because I believed President Trump, because he knows all about finance, and he was going to help the real Trump Patriots get rich.'”

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Yeah there’s no law enforcement investigation yet, ChatGPT made that part up, lol.

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