Drunken shitbrain Rudy Giuliani on Thursday told Newsmax that the mysterious “informant” that House Oversight dipshit James Comer hasn’t been able to find but has 17 recordings of Hunter and Joe Biden accepting bribes died “under mysterious circumstances” at some point in recent history.
We think that’s what this moron is trying to say, but a Wednesday report from Breitbart says the “informant” was actually her husband, Burisma founder and known Russian intel asset Mykola Zlochevsky, currently a fugitive wanted by Ukrainian authorities. Then on Thursday the Federalist, citing a “credible” source, says Zlochevsky was a victim of Biden “coercion.” The also doubled the no longer a bribe but a shakedown from $5 million to $10 million. All the while CNN has a rundown of Republicans like Ron “RonAnon” Johnson and Chuck “Old Bastard” Grassley admitting they have no idea if these tapes actually exist or Zlochevsky’s whereabouts. So yeah, they’re doing a fucking stellar job of distracting the from Trump getting indicted on 37 federal felony counts.