Watch out ladies! Tropical Storm Bret got busy making a splash on his way to the eastern Carribbean on Monday, sauntering toward the hottest destinations and sexiest beaches in the region. Lots of men are getting nervous around Bret, knowing ladies can’t resist his bulging strength and power.
Bret’s just getting started too, as experts predict he could soon become a full-on hurricane by sheer willpower like the total alpha he is. Weaker tropical storms like Marcus and Ross simply can’t match Bret as a force of nature. Bret just blows onto the scene while those simps drifted out unnoticed.