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Jim Jordan, Kevin McCarthy don’t want to “censor” RFK Jr

Asked to respond to growing calls from Democrats to cancel antisemitic conspiracy freak RFK Jr’s scheduled Thursday testimony to the stupid “Weaponization” subcommittee, spandex-wearing grapple freak Jim Jordan told Politico’s Jordain Carney “I disagree with everything he said,” but “I don’t think censoring somebody is actually the answer here,” confirming that he’s cool with hosting a guy who thinks the Jews and ChiComs engineered COVID-19 as a bioweapon so he can talk about his views being somehow unfairly censored by the Big Tech-Democrat-Deep State complex.

This whole storyline could not be more perfect. It’s been almost two months since the last hearing of Gymbo’s marquee effort of the 118th Congress and his new star witness goes and fucks this up for him just days beforehand. It was like Jordan bought shares in RFK Jr’s astroturfed bullshit at a high when he scheduled last month and now he has to sell when it’s worthless. Even better is what would’ve been a low-mid viewership hearing is now going to turn into an embarrassing spectacle viewed by millions as Democrats shred into both of them for still holding it.

And here’s legendarily uncourageous titular Speaker Kevin McCarthy saying the same thing, almost verbatim as Jordan, making it pretty plain that they read from prepared talking points about how to address why the fuck RFK Jr is still testifying. What makes it stick out however is that it came right after McChickenshit went off on Democrats over Congresswoman Pramila Jayapal calling Israel a “racist state,” which might be a mild exaggeration at worst. The clip’s an interesting juxtaposition of vocally opposing “antisemitism” with condoning actual antisemitism.

In related news, RFK Jr’s own sister ripped into him in a statement on Monday, writing “I strongly condemn my brother’s deplorable and untruthful remarks last week about Covid being engineered for ethnic targeting. His statements do not represent what I believe or what Robert F Kennedy Human Rights stand for, with our 50+ year track record of protecting rights and standing against racism and all forms of discrimination.” Doesn’t sound like they were getting along beforehand.

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