Mediocre political news website National Zero on Wednesday made a half-assed attempt to drive traffic from QAnon fans by posting a story with a headline purposely omitting key details of a so-far successful coup aimed at removing a democratically elected president from power.
“Might as well pretend to yank the chains of those fucking freaks with what’s actually a cloying meta-joke directed at our own audience,” National Zero’s founding editor “Spartan” revealed before explaining that the coup is actually happening in the West African nation of Niger and it’s their President Mohamed Bazoum who’s been arrested by a group of rogue soldiers. “We still hope douchebags like Kash Patel and Mike Flynn somehow end up reading this,” Spartan added.
In the actual story sourced from Reuters, the Nigerien colonel who led the coup said his new junta aims to “put an end to the regime that you know due to the deteriorating security situation and bad governance” and ordered all borders closed which, lol, is exactly the kind of shit the fanboys dream of in their fantasies of Biden being overthrown by “patriots” in the US military.