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MAGA-QAnon freaks claim Oprah’s space lasers started Maui fire

Staying true to their brand of never letting a tragedy go to waste, the sick fucks of MAGA Nation over the past few days have begun “baking” a sinister agenda behind the horrific firestorm that killed at least 96 people and incinerated the historic town of Lahaina, Hawaii last week.

Their new fantasy? A mashup remix of the Jewish space lasers wiped out Paradise, California this time starring perennial QAnon villain Oprah Winfrey. “⚠️ Oprah Winfrey Has Been Buying Up Land in Maui Like Crazy ⚠️ 🚨 520-acre plot for $3.89 million (2023) 🚨 330 acres for $2.47 million (2023) 🚨 Two 10-acre swaths of land for $100,000 each (2022) IN THE LAST FEW YEARS SHE HAS GONE FROM ABOUT 100 ACRES OF LAND IN MAUI TO OVER 1000 ACRES! Then All of A Sudden Out of Nowhere A Fire Comes And Destroys Many Homes Near Her But Her Land Remains Untouched! SOUND FAMILIAR?!?!?!” tweeted conspiracy dickhead @MattWallace888 on Sunday.

“Let’s see if we can’t get ‘Directed Energy Weapon’ to TREND!!!” wrote @TPV_John with a meme of Oprah holding a laser gun and beams of fiery energy coming down from the sky on the scene of the fire saying “DON’T WANT TO SELL YOUR BEACHFRONT PROPERTY TO BLACKROCK? EVERYBODY GETS A DIRECT ENERGY WEAPON BLAST!” These people are fucking assholes.

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