Cool, calm, and collected likely only through chemical means, Senator Lindsey Graham mumbles his way through a brief appearance just hours after he learned he and two of his former colleagues came pretty close to getting hit with criminal charges in Fulton County, Georgia along with his Orange Master and 18 of their allies. Lucky for him he’s back home in South Carolina where he could talk when he was ready. Who knows what the hell kind of meltdown he could’ve had if cameras had caught up to him in the Capitol instead. Hell we would’ve gotten a lot more clicks on that article.
Actually, what a fucking dick for depriving us of web traffic. Goddamn you Lindsey Graham!