Florida Villager and registered Republican Lyle Parrot is in a whole heap of trouble after screaming “for fucking with me, I’m going to break your throat,” demanding to be shot in the face, and finally taking a failed swing at one of the sheriff’s deputies responding to a drunken scene Parrot was making at the Village of De Luna community center pool – simply because one of the deputies called Parrot’s wife to come pick him up to dry out, Fox 35 Orlando reports.