We’re not going to submit our dear readers to hours of an irate shoe salesman bellowing into a microphone as enraptured cultists beg him to take their money to pay for his crimes. Instead, we’re giving you just 15 seconds in which Trump demonstrates his narcissism, racism, and mental decline.
“But a lot of ’em’ll come to me and say, how do you do it? You go through all these subpoenas. YOU GOT INDICTED,” shouts Donald Trump, a man facing more than a half billion dollars in civil losses and 91 criminal indictments. “In my whole life I didn’t know what the n-word– I didn’t know what indictment meant. YOU GOT INDICTED, more than Alphonse Capone, “Scarface.”
Getting indicted more than Al Capone shouldn’t be a point of pride. And if he thought the “n-word” was indictment–or that indictment was ANY n-word, Don’s not all there.