Elon Musk cancels, uncancels Navalny's widow

The Twitter account belonging to Yulia Navalnya, widow of murdered Russian dissident Alexei Navalny, was inexplicably banned from the network at some point late Monday or early Tuesday for God knows what reason but as dar as we’re concerned it’s on Ketamine Brain to explain how and why it was somehow not a product of his desire to cater to the whims of dictator Vladimir Putin.

UPDATE 2/20/2024 8:43 AM EDT: Sky News reports the account has been restored. Now we’re never going to get an explanation as to why the fucker tried to silence Navalnya.

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WATCH LIVE: Comer’s big Biden-Harris Administration hearing

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Breitbart reports Harris has no policy plan to tackle cat eating crisis

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Teamsters regional councils break with Management

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It’s tough for Fox consumers to rationalize a Harris lead when all you’re told is Trump has a commanding lead

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State of Decay (also, why the fuck did the Wall Street Journal print an op-ed titled “If Taylor Swift Had Endorsed Donald Trump”?)