A new survey of Florida GOP primary voters by “Kaplan Strategies” finds Congressman Rapey McForehead leading other asshole MAGA House Republican Byron Donalds and batshit state Attorney General Ashley Moody in the 2026 GOP gubernatorial primary at 16 percent to 13 and 10 percent, respectively. Another 51 percent were undecided, but notably absent from the field in this poll is state First Lady Casey “Walmart Melania” DeSantis, who the University of North Florida found in November to be leading the congressmen and the AG by 13 percent. None have actually declared their intent yet, but we found out about this latest poll because Gaetz had tweeted about it.