Super Tuesday Results Tracker: Biden wins everywhere

Yes, we know the results are pretty much set in stone across the country, but we’ll put the called races here to memorialize them as they’re called for the two major candidates.

7:31 p.m. ET: North Carolina Republican Primary called for Trump by NBC News. Also, North Carolina Democratic Primary called for Biden.
7:12 p.m. ET: Virginia Republican Primary called for Trump. NBC News added their concurring call at 7:20 p.m.
7:04 p.m. ET: Virginia Democratic Primary called for Biden.
7:00 p.m. ET: Vermont Democratic Primary called for Biden. NBC News follows up with concurrence at 7:32 p.m.
6:10 p.m. ET: Iowa Democratic Primary called for Biden.

Judge Chutkan unseals exhibits against Trump in DC

Dipshit who pushed “ABC News whistleblower” scam ghosts

Team “Election Integrity” switches things up situationally

Fat Hitler pussies out of CNN town hall

Cook Political Report moves Scott Perry’s district to toss-up

WATCH LIVE: Bootleg feed of Orange Hitler on Fox and Friends

Surprise! Trump’s “Polymarket odds surge” a scam

Fate of first Wisconsin Buc-ee’s to be decided on Election Day

Aleutian volcano really half-assing eruption

“Exhausted” senior canceled yet another interview

Fox News reports Haitians have deployed to the electoral battlefield

DCCC raises $30 million in September

Texas Supreme Court stays execution of innocent man

Even on his propaganda network, Harris beats Trump

Former Fox “straight news” beard tries to backtrack pandering

Florida wannabe sniper asks Cannon to recuse, citing Trump’s repeated public praise, opportunity for promotion

Chutkan opens door for evidence dump in DC case

Federal court blocks DeSantis attempt to censor pro-choice ads

Trudeau: Kremlin-backed RT funds Tucker Carlson

Fox News Harris interview scores 7.1 million viewers

WATCH LIVE: Harris rallying with Mark Cuban for some reason

Harris team likes what they see in Michigan so far

Google to block political ads as soon as polls close on Election Day

The Federalist reports Trump also into tits and asses

Orange Felon demands Joe Biden be put back on ballot

Hamas leader lost his will to live after seeing Trump polls

Harris leads most swing states: Morning Consult

Kenyan deputy president tries “too sick to be impeached” excuse

Autocratic Apricot cancels next week’s speech at NRA confab

Hype over Black MAGA voters sees Trump at 8 percent in poll

“He should never have let that war start”

Hamas leader (probably) dead

Nikki Haley records “lesser of two evils” robocall

James Comer celebrates record number of hearings, subpoenas issued, and other accomplish-ish-ments during 118th Congress

Team Orange begs court to delay evidence unsealing past election

Orange Pussy cancels yet another MSM interview

“Young Americans swipe left on Trump voters”: Axios

Breitbart reports convicted felons unfit to participate in democracy

Team Harris pleased with how the Baier interview went

Harris 46 – Trump 45 in Pennsylvania: UMass Lowell poll

Remember when Harris needed a teleprompter for a town hall?

Jim Jordan wrestling his way to House GOP leadership

Bangladeshi court issues warrant for ex-prime minister

Trump’s telenovela falls flat with Univision audience

US B-2 bombers cancels Houthi weapons cache in Yemen

Trump tried to pay Stormy Daniels to stay silent, again: report

After Harris interview, Baier reportedly buying house under bridge

Team Orange tried to get Stormy to sign another NDA: MSNBC

Harris leads Trump by 6 in “battleground states”: Fox News poll

Popeye’s worker uses escalation technique to resolve guest dispute