Licking County, Ohio officials have warned all Lickers to be safe as a major storm licks the region Tuesday, with Licking Commissioner Tim Bubb warning that local rivers “are close to running full” and the Licking Highway Department updating a list of road closures, the Newark Advocate reports.
Bubb did not tell Lickers to remain at home or “Lick your ass goodbye” if caught in a flash flood, because that would be gross. We also made up the part about “Lickers” being a demonym.