The House Freedom Caucasians, a group never all that afraid of making themselves look like incompetent, ineffective assclowns, have decided to switch things up when it comes to Speaker Mike Johnson and aren’t moving forward on vacating him for now at least, Punchbowl News reports.
“I’m not convinced that if we go into a motion to vacate, we come out with a more conservative solution, so I think every person has to evaluate it,” said member Josh Breeshen on Oklahoma, weirdly admitting that they’re actually taking the pointless destructiveness of such an exercise into consideration rather than just jerking themselves off for the MAGA base and leaving everyone else to deal with the mess as usual. “It depends. We’re going to see what’s brewing for the rest of the summer into the fall,” said insurrectionist Scott Perry. “I think it’d be the fair thing to do, but if it looks like it’s headed completely off the rails, it’s going to make people angry.” In the near term the group plans to just continue to be a pain in the ass and try to slow down any actual legislating.