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Surprise! Orange Defendant very unlikely to testify in his defense

You will not be surprised to learn that four people “close to” disgraced former President Trump tell the Washington Post that the fat fuck does not plan on taking the stand in his defense before the case goes to the jury, as is expected this week. The non-shocking report comes as the Orange God Emperor claimed he “absolutely” would testify a few days before the trial actually started, which by May 2nd had turned into he couldn’t because he’s under a gag order. The next day Judge Merchan told him that was false. Then on May 7th Trump claimed he would “probably” testify.

Since then Trump has not answered reporters in the courthouse hallyway asking him if he would take the stand – or really any of their questions for that matter – which tracks with the Post’s reporting indicating that, per usual, the obese degenerate is just going to pretend he didn’t fulfill this or that promise to his fanboys to own the libs and the rigged justice system, et cetera.

“Trump is famously mercurial and could always demand to testify, some of these people said, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to describe internal deliberations,” the Post writes to remind readers that there’s always reason to hope that the dumbass will overrule his defense team.

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