Ketamine-brained edgelord billionaire Elon Musk never wants to have to respond to a federal subpoena for a Twitter (or “X” if you’re a douche) account’s private messages and drafts and what not again after Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith last year got a federal judge to compel Musk to cough up convicted felon former President Trump’s then-locked Twitter account’s data without allowing Musk to inform the fat fuck that the feds were on to him, with the judge fining Twitter $350,000 for fucking around. It was an unpleasant experience to say the least for a 50-something-year-old man used to living out an adolescent power fantasy all day every day.
So what’s Musk to do? Politico reports he’s running to the Supreme Court to ask them to never again allow such a subpoena to be served without informing the target(s) first, even if it means like drug dealers and terrorists and human traffickers and all sorts of other scumbags. Those investigations be damned if two mentally stunted billionaires were intruded upon by a lowly G-man like Smith.