“… and my father would’ve been the person that sent me there,” a definite apple that didn’t fall from that money tree Donald Trump, Jr. shouts like an artillery field instructor. “Hey, we all need a little kick in the ass sometimes in your life. Hunter needed it about fifty years ago but never got it.”
Junior suddenly looks down into the audience and appears to repeat something he just heard. “I’m much cuter than that? Well, thank you,” Junior sneers before doing a really bad white fraternity boy version of Barry White: “Oh, I like you, baby,” then miming “Call me.” Like we said: ew.