At least eight people were stabbed in the northern English town of Southport on Monday when some fucking crazy asshole with a knife decided to try to get famous. Witness Colin Parry, a service garage owner who saw it happen called the cops, tells the Guardian it was like a “scene in a horror movie. Police have got him. It is like something from America, not like sunny Southport.”
Ouch. Not accurate though, because if it was some MAGA incel white nationalist with an AR-15 then the body count would’ve been higher. And we’d be talking about deaths, not injuries.