The specifics of this New York Times report “Hunter Biden Sought State Department Help for Ukrainian Company” don’t actually matter. Well if you’re interested, there’s nothing even close to a smoking gun that would implicate Joe Biden. At best it’s just another pretty bad look for Hunter himself, that he had violated FARA and was lobbying for a foreign entity without being registered.
But you already know that in the alternate timeline where State of The Union Joe Biden showed up to the debate on June 27th and Kamala Harris had ran circles around Marco Rubio in the CBS Veep showdown that was originally scheduled for last night, James Comer would be lighting Twitter up with 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨, setting a hearing for the State Department staff Hunter had emailed, sending letters to then-Secretary of State John Kerry demanding he come testify, amplifying all the dipshit right wing “whistleblowers” suddenly coming out of the woodwork to alert the public about a culture of corruption in the Biden vice presidency, and booking himself for Hannity the next five nights in a row.
In this universe however we’ll probably get a tweet or two from Comer. Maybe a brief daytime hit on Fox News or Newsmax. Nothing even remotely on the scale of the saga surrounding those loser “IRS whistleblowers” and certainly not a moment of actual oversight work by his committee.
Comer’s too busy trying to launch a last minute probe of Kamala Harris’s time as “border czar.”