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Dentures wearer complaining about legal system, Google again

“Judge Merchant just ruled that I, the Republican candidate for President, and leading in the Polls, am still under a Gag Order CONCERNING VERY IMPORTANT THINGS WHICH MUST BE BROUGHT TO LIGHT. I AM NOT ALLOWED TO ANSWER REPORTERS QUESTIONS. Can you believe this? The New York Courts refuse to act. This is happening right before the voting begins on September 6.”

“Suppression and manipulation of the vote. Voter interference. This is the real Fascist ‘stuff,’ the old Soviet Union! So much to say, and not allowed to say it. Must get US Supreme Court involved. New York is trying to steal the Election!” posted convicted felon former President Trump on Wednesday, complaining that Merchan (not “Merchant,” you fat fucking idiot) won’t recuse or lift his gag order.

The Orange Slob also posted “Wow! Google and the Harris Campaign are manipulating stories. Is this legal???” and “Google trying to rig the Election!” because on Tuesday Axios reported that Team Harris is buying up certain search results for news stories and making some edits to their headlines (but still linking to the articles). It’s kind of complex and zero chance Trump actually understands it, but it’s a very light shade of ethical grey. Certainly the kind of thing that you’d roll your eyes at and say “Of course they fucking would” but not get all that worked up over if it were the Trump campaign doing it. Probably why it’s making Trump upset that his minions didn’t think of it first.

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