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President of peace bombs Syria

19 minutes ago

LIVE UPDATES: Merry Epsteinmas!

2 hours ago

STEFANIK QUITS GOV RACE AND 2026 REELECTION LOL

2 hours ago

Wyoming Senator too “exhausted” to run for reelection in 2026

2 hours ago

Thanks for saving the koala, but also kind of no thanks, asshole

3 hours ago

South Carolina pastor indicted after driving young wife to suicide

4 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Trump holds up some bullshit shiny object to distract from imminent release of all the dirt on his dead ex-bestie Jeff

5 hours ago

Dems already threatening lawsuits over Blanche’s weaseling

5 hours ago

Top DOD lawyer told JCOS chair to try retiring if issued illegal order

6 hours ago

Noem admits first Trump Admin gave Brown maniac his green card

6 hours ago

Orange Fuhrer gets a little myopic on polling numbers

7 hours ago

Consumer sentiment “current conditions” at lowest-ever level

8 hours ago

Todd Blanche really sucks at this Epstein files gaslighting bit

9 hours ago

Fundraising email declares “Trump is SAD”

9 hours ago

Singapore adds ass-caning penalties for fraud convictions

10 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Turning Point cult fest

22 hours ago

TikTok sold to MAGA-allied syndicate

24 hours ago

NASA’s DEI hire to hold press conference after eight month ISS stay

1 day ago

Nutlick says Q2 2026 economy will be “amazing”

1 day ago

Justice Department racing to redact Epstein files

1 day ago

There might actually be a person of interest in Brown shootings

1 day ago

WATCH LIVE: Grandpa surrounded by white coats

1 day ago

Minister of Information praises most glorious Leader’s achievement

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Lula says fuck off to legislature trying to spring Bolsonaro early

1 day ago

Christmas pageant camel kicks Texas Megachurch congregant

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“The creation of a penis costs on average in America – according to this data, high quality $150,000 per child”: Top public health official

1 day ago

The most miraculous resurrection of the Quesarito hath come

1 day ago

Pope fires MAGA New York City Cardinal

1 day ago

This tweet is a total game-changer for the American people

1 day ago

German prosecutors charge eight young Reichsters with terror plot

1 day ago

Regime aims to put Trump book for kids in Afrikaner welcome pack

1 day ago

Fox and Friends chills warm feels with nagging, depressing facts

1 day ago

“He came across a little shouty”

1 day ago

Bill Hader told Nick Reiner to get lost prior to savage murders

2 days ago

LIVE: Trump’s stupid end-of-year address

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Regime aims to denaturalize thousands next year

2 days ago

Dersh pitches Trump on “legal” argument for running for third term

2 days ago

Fox News reports viewers should use incognito mode on their AIs

2 days ago

Orange Overlord twice mangles First Amendment in single post

2 days ago

Significant share of GOP voters credit Biden for good economy: poll

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Trump goes through motions of “dignified transfer”

2 days ago

Mike Johnson hasn’t lost control of the House: Mike Johnson

2 days ago

Dan Bongino already turned in his papers: report

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Maybe some sort of healthcare vote in House

2 days ago

Ex-Harvard Med School body shop chief sentenced for selling parts

2 days ago

Obamacare extension discharge petition reaches 218 votes

2 days ago

South Africa arrests Kenyan migrants illegally hired by US State Department to process white Afrikaner asylum applications

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: FCC incel Brendan Carr faces Senate hearing

2 days ago

Second-to-last Trump-impeaching Republican calls it quits

2 days ago

Lack of that Kushner magic dooms Paramount bid for Warner

2 days ago

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