Pennsylvania-based gas station and convenience chain Sheetz is set to cut the ribbon on its first-ever location in Michigan on Wick Road in Romulus on Tuesday with a grand opening set to feature door prizes, free coffee and free “pop,” according to the Detroit Free Press’s reporting.
What the fuck is “pop”? And yeah, we know what it actually is, but who the hell writes the news like that? They might as well be writing a headline that says “Oncologists warn of a deadly new form of belly cancer” or “Israelis kaboom dozens of innocent Gazans in airstrike.” It just looks so friggin dumb. Please do better, Detroit Free Press. We expect adult coverage of culty convenience stores.