A Carnival cruise ship last week made the engineers and crew of the Titanic look like incompetent fucking losers by surviving a scrape with an iceberg without sinking and dooming a large majority of its passengers and crew to a brutal death by hypothermia, USA Today reports.
“Carnival Spirit made contact with an errant piece of drifting ice last Thursday while sailing in Tracy Arm Fjord, Alaska,” spokesperson Matt Lupoli told USA Today in an emailed statement about the total embarrassment of Team Titanic. “An assessment determined no damage to the ship’s hull and the vessel continued on its cruise and there has been no impact to operations.”