In a statement to the Daily Beast, a spokesperson for ABC News on Friday said Trump fanboys are full of shit when they claim the network gave Kamala Harris any of the questions in ahead of Tuesday rout, saying simply “Absolutely not. Harris was not given any questions before the debate.”

The query follows a bullshit story going around MAGA Twitter on Thursday claiming a whistleblower was about to come forward with an affidavit saying “the Harris campaign was given sample questions that were ‘essentially the same questions that were given during the debate,’ as well as assurances that Trump would be ‘fact-checked’ and she would not,” because this is how they cope.

Not that this is necessary, but let’s just do it anyway: How many different issues were the moderators seriously going to talk about? Taxes, the economy, inflation, immigration, abortion, national security, and the border. What kind of fucking idiot thinks the Vice President of the United States, who’s won probably six or seven elections, would not have anticipated that where were going to be like 10 to 15 max different possible topics? And even if she did somehow get a heads up, that’s not why she won. She won because she fucked with Trump’s head. It had nothing to do with the questions. The questions could’ve been about the Applebee’s menu and Harris still would have baited him into looking like the demented old scumbag he is, no matter how much the fanboys cry.