Jesus Dork Speaker of the House Mike Johnson wasn’t really in the mood on Tuesday to actually try to defend Anthony D’Esposito, one of the members key to his tenuous majority, from very credible allegations of graft instead just insisting the New York Times’s reporting on it was just a “partisan hit piece.” Later Johnson touched his face a lot when another reporter asked if he would stay out of it if Vice President Kamala Harris defeats his Orange Jesus in November. Johnson still qualified his response with the old “if it’s a free and fair election,” as if the last one he tried to overturn wasn’t.