Orange Warlord to hold Madison Square Garden rally on the 27th

Convicted felon former President Trump’s team tells NBC News that the fat bastard will be holding a rally in New York City’s Madison Square Garden on Sunday the 27th, the third-to-last weekend day before the election, 95-ish miles from the nearest swing state in Pennsylvania.

What the fuck is this moron doing? Not complaining that he’s campaigning in California, Colorado, and now New York when he has effectively zero chance of winning those states so much as expressing bewilderment that he’s wasting a significant portion of what little time left before the day that will determining whether or not he escapes accountability for his crimes.

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